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  <updated>2007-05-27T09:37:45Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hoobertz:3149</id>
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    <title>Cratfing - Becca , Jeweler / cook</title>
    <published>2007-05-14T09:02:39Z</published>
    <updated>2007-05-27T09:37:45Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;font size="2"&gt;Becca, Tinkerer; Master Expert Jeweller,&amp;nbsp; Expert Cook&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tier 1 resources, Copper, agate, Amethyst   ( min level 8) &lt;br /&gt;              Normal/&lt;font color="#800080"&gt;Crit&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Amethyst ring 4/&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#800080"&gt;9 vitality &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Copper necklace   3/&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#800080"&gt;6 might&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Copper ring  8/&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#800080"&gt;15 health&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Agate necklace 1.0/2&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#800080"&gt;.0 health regen in non combat&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Glittering copper necklace 3 agility / &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#800080"&gt;3 agility, 1.0 health regen noncombat&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Glittering copper ring 8 / &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#800080"&gt;15 power&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dull Edehlharn token gives 1 hope to fellowship for 15 mins&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#800080"&gt;/30 mins&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tier 2 Silver, bloodstone, Opal  min level 18 - 23&lt;br /&gt;Bloodstone ring 6 / &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#800080"&gt;14 vitality&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Glittering silver ring 5 vitality, 5 fate / &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#800080"&gt;11 vitality, 5 fate&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Opal necklace 6 might, 6 fate / &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#800080"&gt;14 might, 6 fate&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Silver necklace 5/ &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#800080"&gt;11 might&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;silver ring 5 /&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#800080"&gt;11 will&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tier 3 Ruby, sapphire, gold  min level 28-33&lt;br /&gt;Gold necklace 8 might / &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#800080"&gt;17 might, 8 vitality&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gold ring 8 vitality, 2.5 health regen non combat/&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#800080"&gt;17 vitality, 2.5 health                       &lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; regen in non combat &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ruby ring 9 will , 30 power / &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#800080"&gt;20 will , 30 power&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sapphire necklace 2.0 wound resistance /&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#800080"&gt; 9 might 2.0 wound resistance&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;glittering gold necklace 8 might, 26 morale / &lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#800080"&gt;17 might, 26 morale&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;glittering gold ring 8 will 8 might, 2.5 morale regen non combat / &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2" color="#800080"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; 17 will, 8  might 2.5 morale regen non combat &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font color="#ffffff"&gt;Tier 4 level 38-43&lt;br /&gt;Adamant Necklace 12 fate, 39 morale&lt;br /&gt;Adamant ring 12 will,12 fate&lt;br /&gt;platinum necklace 10 might 10 agility&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;&lt;font color="#ffffff"&gt;white gold ring&amp;nbsp; 10 viltality, 2 poison resistance&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;mastery&amp;nbsp; items: Dusky lynx claw, orthodox wight barrow treasure, diminutive wight barrow treasure, small wight barrow treasure, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cooking:&lt;br /&gt;Food power / health regen for 300 second heals health or power over time for duration.  Trail food adds small stat buff for short period. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Couple examples :&lt;br /&gt;tier 1 mushroom pie heals 16 damage every 30 seconds for 300 seconds, &lt;br /&gt;add noncambat health regen 4.9 / power regen 5.5&lt;br /&gt;trail food +1 agility , vitality or might  mastery adds 6 to stat&lt;br /&gt;tier 2: blueberry muffin heals 41 damage every 30 sec for 300 seconds adds 11.4 health regen ,  12.3 power regen&lt;br /&gt;trial food adds 6 to agility, vitality or might&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hoobertz:2850</id>
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    <title>Lotro crafting profession - Jeweils</title>
    <published>2007-05-14T08:20:21Z</published>
    <updated>2007-05-18T12:40:04Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Jeweils - Craft Profession Historian&lt;br /&gt;Expert Scholar, Master expert Farmer&lt;br /&gt;Can farm basic vegetables and pipe weed&lt;br /&gt;Longbottom pipeweed   ?&lt;br /&gt;Southern Star pipeweed blows smoke circles&lt;br /&gt;Sweet Galenas pipeweed blows smoke hearts&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tier 1 &lt;br /&gt;Lesser Essence of Athelas 120-140 heal&lt;br /&gt;Lesser Celebrant Salve     120-140 power heal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sienna Dye - Orange colour&lt;br /&gt;Gold dye  - yellow colour&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lore scrolls Min level 7 add 1.0% chance to crit on crafting&lt;br /&gt;Metalworking&lt;br /&gt;Tailoring&lt;br /&gt;Weaponsmithing&lt;br /&gt;Woodworking  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Resources:  yarrow root, Sienna, Aged scraps of text, Early third &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;age relics, worn tablet fragments&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tier 2&lt;br /&gt;Celebrant Salve level 15 , 220-240 power heal&lt;br /&gt;Essence of Athelas  level 15 220-240 heal&lt;br /&gt;Fire oil  level 20 hunter item&lt;br /&gt;Olive dye - green&lt;br /&gt;Umber Dye- Brown&lt;br /&gt;book of nature  loremaster power reduction item&lt;br /&gt;book of the dunedain loremaster item&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lore Scrolls min level 13 add 2.5% to crit&lt;br /&gt;same as tier 1&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Resources: Copper salts, Umber, cryptic texts, ruined second age &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;trinket&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tier 3&lt;br /&gt;greater celebrant salve   320-340 power heal&lt;br /&gt;Greater essence of athelas 320-340 heal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Navy dye)&lt;br /&gt;Violet dye &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;lore scrolls min level 24 adds 3.5% to crit chance&lt;br /&gt;Same as other tiers. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Resources, Juicy blackberries, woad plant, faded Syndarim &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;passages, torn craftsman diary, cracked dwarf-carvings</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hoobertz:1878</id>
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    <title>If Britain Revoked American Independence</title>
    <published>2007-03-24T07:52:08Z</published>
    <updated>2007-03-24T18:19:48Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Subject: If Britain Revoked American Independence&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt;To the citizens of the United States of America,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;revocation of your independence, effective immediately.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories (except&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Kansas, which she does not fancy).&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Your new prime minister, Tony Blair, will appoint a governor for&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;America without the need for further elections. Congress and the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;year to determine whether any of you noticed.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;following rules are introduced with immediate effect:&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium," and check the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;have been pronouncing it.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;2. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour',&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;'favour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix "ize"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;will be replaced by the suffix "ise."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;3. You will learn that the suffix 'burgh' is pronounced 'burra';&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;you may elect to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you find you&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;simply can't cope with correct pronunciation.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;4. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;acceptable levels (look up "vocabulary"). Using the same&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like"&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;and "you know" is unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;5.There is no such thing as "US English." We will let Microsoft&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; "-ize."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;6. You will relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Queen", but only after fully carrying out Task #1 (see above).&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;7. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. November 2nd&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;will be a new national holiday, but to be celebrated only in&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;England. It will be called "Come-Uppance Day."&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;8. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns,&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;9. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;10. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;understand what we mean.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;11. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;time, you will go metric immediately and without the benefit of&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;understand the British sense of humour.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;12. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;been calling "gasoline") -roughly $6/US gallon. Get used to it.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;13. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;potato chips are properly called "crisps." Real chips are thick&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with mayonnaise but with&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt; vinegar.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;14. Waiters and waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;with customers.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;15. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;be referred to as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;provenance will be referred to as "Lager." American brands will be&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine," so that all can be sold&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;without risk of further confusion.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;16. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;actors to play English characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;English dialogue in "Four Weddings and a Funeral" was an experience&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;17. You will cease playing American "football." There is only one&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;kind of proper football; you call it "soccer". Those of you brave&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;enough will, in time, will be allowed to play rugby (which has some&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;similarities to American "football", but does not involve stopping&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;like a bunch of nancies).&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;18. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;to host an event called the "World Series" for a game which is not&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;19. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;20. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;acquisition of all monies due backdated to 1776.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;gt; &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt;Thank you for your co-operation</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hoobertz:1530</id>
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    <title>Ezra ;-)</title>
    <published>2007-03-08T10:37:32Z</published>
    <updated>2007-03-08T10:37:32Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Hiya, there one you can see .. Not got much to say atm as I am talking to you on MSN</content>
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